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Cosmopolitan Can Totally Suck It
When I was in my early twenties, I’d often pick up a Cosmo when I was at the grocery store because I always enjoyed their True Confessions section where people would describe farting while their lovers...
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Male Prosititution Comes To The Brothels OF Nevada
Disclaimer: I have no qualms about prostitution. I find it mind boggling that it’s illegal in any sense to charge for something that’s available for free. If this country would stop legislating...
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Sluttery At The Salon
The telling of this story will probably get me banned from my hairdresser’s, and that will suck balls. I really like my hairdresser, but it’s a small price to pay because this is a story that needs,...
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My Friends Husband Is A Dildo Nazi
I was feeling a little stumped for an idea for this week’s story, so I asked my dear blog readers for a little help and my goodness I’m glad I did because I got a suggestion that I never would have...
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The Internet Scares Me
Back when I rode a dinosaur to school and The Internet was brand-new and dial-up cost approximately six-thousand dollars a month, as young teenagers, we used to dick around in chat rooms. My...
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Serial Adultery = Serial StupidityA Woman Takes On Stupid Women
You can hope in one hand and shit in the other…and guess which one is going to fill up first? Women who decide to get involved with married men are stupid, opportunistic, gold-digging whores. I would,...
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I BOUGHT “GRANNY PANTIES!”
When I confessed to my best friend, who, at the time, worked in the lingerie department at an upscale department store, that I never wore a matching bra and underwear set, she was aghast. I wasn’t. I...
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Cancer Is Fucking Bullshit
Over the last week on my main blog, I’ve been trying to raise some awareness for charity. Each of my Pranksters (this includes you, too, because the prank isn’t over yet) have been challenged to pull a...
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Ten Things You Should Never Say
There are very few things as emotionally treacherous as dating. I run a weekly advice column which is laughable enough (what, me give advice?) but what’s even more shocking is the amount of people who...
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Sex And The City, L.A Style
Ever since I moved to L.A. my sex life has dropped dead. And not because nobody wants to have sex with me, but rather because – EVERYBODY wants to have sex with me. And it’s not because I look like a...
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Last contest for the #AdultSexEdMonth……and last winner!
We have a winner for the Adam & Eve Playful Lovers Ensemble…..and it’s Mark!!! Thanks to all of you that have entered our contest this month! And…………today is our last contest to celebrate...
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Fun Accessories for the Fleshlight!
All month we have been covering the Fleshlight for the guys. This #1 selling toy for men has been our toy of the month and we’ve given a few of these bad boys away. But…..there are a lot of fun...
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A Little History on Sex Toys
I’ll never look at olive oil the same way again. Used to be, it was what it was … a healthful, diverse product squeezed from the delicious olive to enhance our food and keep our garlic from sticking to...
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5 Toys Every Woman Should Have
As much as we all like to claim that we do not masturbate, we do. Or we should anyways. There is something to be said about being able to rev your own engine. You need to be able to satisfy...
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Abstinence…Can it be a good thing? Our newest blogger at TWM shares her...
(Introducing our newest writer for ToyWithMe – Jennifer!) I have a confession to make. I am abstinence and have been for almost a year, next month will be the one year mark. For most people, this...
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Five Things Every Woman Must Do After a Divorce
Sadly, sometimes, having no relationship can be better than the one you have. If you’re stuck in a dead end marriage, a divorce may be the best thing you can do. It can be the greatest gift you give...
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Everything you need to know before trying the “Grapefruit” technique
The Grapefruit Technique. If you haven’t seen this video yet, you might be thinking it’s a new diet craze. It isn’t. Nope. It’s actually all about sex. Oral sex. Before we go any further, you need to...
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The Australian version of the Magic Wand Original – The Oz Wand®
My very first sex toy ever was a Hitachi Magic Wand. Before there were toy stores that women could shop in comfortably, and before the internet, the easiest way to get a toy was to purchase a muscle...
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Enter to win the Toy of the Month – the Magic Wand Original!
Hey all you ToyWithMe followers We have a treat for you!! To help celebrate the launch of their new Australian toy. the Oz Wand, the makers of the Original Magic Wand will be giving away to one lucky...
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Getting Naked For the First Time with Someone New
The fairy tale is to meet your Prince, get married, have a few kids and live happily ever after. Your Prince will be the first and only person who sees you naked. This though, is not what usually...
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